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6 Gifts For Dads Who Have Everything (Except These, Apparently)
Your dad owns every tool, every grill accessory, and two of every cable. Here are six things he genuinely doesn't have, tested by us, regretted by us.
Every year the same problem: the man has everything. He has a drill with attachments he's never opened. He has a grill cover for his grill cover. You could get him socks, but socks don't come with a story, and dads run on stories.
So here's the list. Six things we've actually bought, actually given, and actually watched a dad pretend to be annoyed by before using daily.
The list
1Brand Your Steak Like It's Livestock
$27.99$34.99aka “Custom BBQ Branding Iron” · Grill Sergeant
He already signs his steaks verbally. Now he can do it physically. The initials are customizable, the smugness is not.
2Golf, But On The Toilet
$19.99$29.99aka “Toilet Golf Putting Set” · Throne Sports
The only short game he will ever practice. Comes with a putter, two balls, and a "do not disturb" sign he will absolutely use.
3aka “Horse Head Squirrel Feeder” · Backyard Theater
A squirrel feeder shaped like a horse head. The squirrel wears it. He will send you photos. This is the gift that gives you photos.
4Fake Hairy Belly That Holds Your Stuff
$17.99$21.99aka “Beer Belly Fanny Pack” · Dad Bod Supply
Either a fanny pack that looks like a beer belly or a beer belly that stores things. Dad will not see the difference, and that's the point.
5aka “Shower Beer Holder” · Wet Ones (not that one)
Suction cup, holds a can, changes a man. Quietly the most-used item on this list.
6aka “Jumbo Universal Remote” · Big Button Co.
Universal remote the size of a baguette. He will never lose it again. He will lose it within a week.
Can't decide?
Fine. Let the thumb do it.
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JasonCo-founder, chief impulse officer
Co-founder of BuyDrunk. Has personally regretted most of the products on this site so you can regret them faster.
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